weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

(Source: hurried)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

…Ask Donna Way, the boy’s mother, about Mikey’s first steps, and she’ll tell you he didn’t start by walking; he’d watch his brother run, try to chase him and end up falling on his face.

Ray Toro (via keeprunningkilljoys)